caddilac = gay.

I bet when most of you think "Caddilac", you think of something like this:

The sad truth is.. most of the caddies on market are not CTS's like this one. They're Seville's or Devilles or some wierd stuff like that. This is why I hate caddilacs and it makes me cringe sometimes..

U ready? OLD PEOPLE drive Caddilacs.

OLD PEOPLE = SLOW PEOPLE
SLOW PEOPLE = PISSING ME OFF ON THE ROAD.

Sometimes I want to throw eggs, pens, CD's, hand grenades, you know, things I can find in my passenger seat.



[To Homeland Security]: I was kidding about the hand grenades. Please don't arrest me.