the little man in my head

The little man in my head says that "Hey. There are people who have not yet done the Franck-Hertz experiment!"

Also

"Hey! SURF applications will be up for next year as well!"

Thus, I have decided to take down the two links. If you want copies, ask me (email)

Also, I have almost finished converting my Franck-Hertz report into Latex format (so awesome)






Java applets suck.


Ricin? RICIN? hahaha. awesome.

Apparently, Taiwan has yet to catch on....
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2006/02/27/2003294900

Come on, Taiwan. It's not Ricin. Interestingly enough, 3 weeks ago, we had a lecture on managing Ricin in Bio Seminar. Did you know the KGB used to use it as an assassination agent?

It was called the "Umbrella Murder". Agents put Ricin into the tip of an umbrella, gently pricked someone, and he died. Here, read about it on CNN.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/01/07/terror.poison.bulgarian/

"One of the most notorious acts of assassination during the cold war"

marathon and exclamation points

UPDATE: THE LINKS HAVE BEEN REMOVED. EMAIL ME FOR COPIES KTHX.

It's time to run a marathon.

two organic lab reports in 12 hours. GO GO GO.

For awesome-ness's sake, here's the last quantum report, and my SURF essays. In PDF format, so it will be cross platform! [I will post them after the pdf is created.....btw to make the pdf of the report, it took around 10 minutes, and my computer isn't slow... ]

SURF Essays

Franck-Hertz Report - this one is a little weird. If you look at the pictures, my thumb looks.. white... I need a tan or something.

You know, Theresa is right in that she put it in words...Lots of people use multiple exclamation points.

For example

1) I hope you have fun today!
2) I hope you have fun today!!!!!!!

You know how that sounds to me?

Respectively,
1) I hope you have fun toDAY!
2) I hope you HAVE FUN TODAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

It sounds like you're on crack if you use multiple exclamation points. A little too excessive.



Comments are now censored because apparently, free speech isn't that free. In other words,

話せません。

And the other day, I didn't really want to kill the guy.. I just.. was stressed over this Quantum Report. I think you will understand if you look at it.

Lab TA: Is this what happens? You see so many interesting class and you want to take all of them?
Me: Yes. Kinda.
Lab TA: Then why don't you just sit in?
Me: Um. I want a grade?
Lab TA: Oh. Ok you can leave now.

email

ok. I don't like phone calls. Especially in the next couple of days, no one call me. Restrain from doing so. If you need communication, email me, and if I feel like responding, I will.

Next available time for calling... Tuesday afternoon next week.

Oh here is a typical quantum lab convo

TA: This is 15 pages long, single spaced.
Me: Yes. I know.
TA: Double space it next time please.
Me: I have to cross the limit of 15 pages...
TA: UHH urrr ahrrr uhh ok then single spacing is fine
Me: That's what I thought.

and..

Me: Do we get extra credit if we turn it in early?
TA: Maybe. I'll sleep on it.
Me: Maybe? awesome.

So now, I'll just do it early, turn it in, and make him feel guilty for not giving me extra credit, forcing him to give me extra credit.


Yesterday, during Iverson's review, a balloon came down from the ceiling (I don't know where it came from) and Iverson wrote an answer to the test question on it, and let it hover upwards.

10 minutes later, it comes down again, and someone yells "ALKANE WITH A BR GROUP ON THE END"

So there you have it. That's an answer to a test question. Organic test tomorrow will be hard.

After that, I'll be a little free Saturday afternoon. Sunday morning, I'm going jogging - who's with me?

I'm going to kill the guy behind me.

Good grief.

I'm in the nuclear computer lab and there is this guy behind me with a BIIGG VOICE. SHUT UP PLEASE. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR STORIES.


If he doesn't leave in 10 minutes, I'm going to kill him.

Ghosts and Beauties and nasty Biologists

Look at that strange title... I hope you don't get your expectations too high.

1) The Ghosts. (or Ghost, I should say)

Today I went to rLab. Yes. I know it's a Sunday. Anyway, there was a soda in the fridge when I opened it so I took it. Then I saw that the fridge was nasty. I felt a little guilty, so I cleaned the fridge. THIS is where it gets worse.

There was mold covered food, tofu with mold, cheese with mold, pasta with mold. I've been to 3rd world countries and haven't seen this kind of nastiness ever. I would have to say, it took me 30 minutes to clean up. So disgusting. Damn biologists. Such nasty people. They just leave food in there, go work on their project, and forget about it. ???? Anyway, the fridge is clean now, and I'll make them buy me food for making me clean it.

As I was leaving, I shut the lights off, closed the door, and JUST when I was closing it, I looked inside the dark room and I saw a woman on the other side of the lab bench. SHIT SHIT SHIT. [Remember, I was the only one there.... and the lights were off]. In the little light that was coming through the doorway, I saw a ghost. I think. I was probably imagining things, but it was f******* scary. I slammed the door and walked BRISKLY.

haha. I'm still afraid of ghosts.

2) The Beauties

Ok right now I'm in the lounge working on organic, but i CAN'T work because there are two really pretty girls in the corner. Here is the dilemma. Between the pretty girls and me, (in my line of sight), are two apes.

Yes folks. Apes. Apes as in really .. really .. ugly.. girls. I'm really mean for saying this, but they are apes. I'm not that superficial, but I'll break it down..

Ugly girls constantly need help, are mean, and can't do anything right. Did you see superficialness there? Anyway, the beauties in the corner are smart and good looking. The uglies are dumb. That's how it goes. Sorry if I offended anyone, but if you're not good at anything, then you're probably ugly. That's how it goes.

So anyway, I can't smile toward the beauties because the uglies will get THE WRONG IDEA. And I DON'T want that happening. Whheee.

Lol. They're so cute.

OK. I'm done. There are more than two cute girls in this world. [probably more uglies though].
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At this point, most of my female readers have either left, or are wondering "Am I ugly?"

FEAR NOT! Here is the test. If you can satisfy one of these things, you are not ugly. Period. Punto. まる。

1) Can you explain molecular evolution?
2) Can you explain quantum mechanics?
3) Can you explain LaGrangian/Hamiltonian theory?
4) Can you successfully sequence Actinomycete DNA?
5) Can you teach me Japanese?

These are all things I need to work on. Geeky. Yes. Absoutely Nerdy. Well, you're either a nerd or you work for one.

If you can do one of those things (or could in your past), then you are not ugly. If you can't, see below.

YOU ARE UGLY IF:
1) You take advantage of people
2) You are ____ese. <-- lol. (not too many "eses" in the world...WORD IS CENSORED SO I DON'T GET HURT)
3) You really really love money
4) You think money is awesome
5) You'd do anything for money
6) You don't care for anyone
7) You are suspicious of many people
8) You wear too much makeup all the time
9) There are probably some more....

Well. If you can do one of those 1-8 things, you look like a horse's ass (to me, anyway). Don't worry, I'll still help you.


Pretty mean huh? Yes. Mean.

Tired

I was going to write something, but my hand is killing me from all this typing...

What am I typing? Quantum Lab.

Here's the last one.

I don't think you'll understand ALL of it, but you will understand at least 80-90%. I hope. Read it! I think its mildly interesting.

Well. I'll let my hands rest. More tomorrow.