I was thinking about that today while absent-mindedly staring off into space (and whoever happened to cross my path).

I have no idea. Although, I will compile a list of things I think are awesome, in no specific order, and by no means exhaustive.

THUS BEGINS THE LIST OF KICKAESS:

  1. dimples.
  2. people that use their eyebrows when they talk.
  3. heterochromatism.
  4. tattoos that can be hidden by professional clothing.
  5. blue eyes.
  6. green eyes.
  7. appreciating the insights of star trek.
  8. trails on dresses.
  9. not judging professors daily.
  10. not judging people daily.
  11. not wearing gold.
  12. not playing games.
  13. wearing simple things.
  14. a desire to burn things. thank you, Austin.
  15. losing the flab at a steady rate.
  16. a maternal need to feed anyone and everyone.
  17. mixed chicks.
  18. not recycling clothes.
  19. eternally hopeful.
  20. a Dutch heritage.
  21. an appropriate level of loyalty.
  22. an ability to rattle off weaknesses.
  23. a graduate education
  24. tempered spirituality.
  25. yellow highlights.
  26. being diplomatic.
  27. not wanting to get drunk repeatedly.
  28. starting conversations with hello, rather than interrogatives.
  29. not wielding a bullhorn for a mouth.
  30. modestly perfumed.
  31. listening with eyes.
  32. a classy british accent.
  33. holding on in the throws of maelstroms.
  34. not using your religion as a defining factor for yourself.
  35. uniformly colored toenails.
  36. a few ounces of mystery.

Notice the exam week sleeping arrangement.

And the cherry coke zero I've been downing. (not mine)

Aspartame can give you osmotic diarrhea.

I got it.
2-3cm to the right of my hyoid bone.
Unilateral lymph gland enlargement.

Shit.

It's all about improving lymph flow (keeping your fluids up). Also, I'll be doing some stretching and pushups to keep my muscles going.

So, quite literally, I'm going to flex and flush this thing out.

[cue battle cries]

MS Word 2010


"What the hell is cretonne?", you ask.

Cretonne - (taken from Wikipedia) - Cretonne, originally a strong, white fabric with a hempen warp and linen weft. There are literally 6 sentences in that entire article.

Google hits on cretonne : 184,000
Google hits on creatinine: 5,210,000

Because "cretonne" seems much more in use than creatinine.

Will Microsoft ever release occupation-specific dictionaries? Seems a lot more useful than "Notes View."

Sometimes, my life sucks a lot.

Sometimes.




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Finally, the darth vader hand so I don't get burned. If you think jeans mess up my skin, trust me. Hot oil is worse.





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