16 May 2007


Yes. [Tear in a good way...]

[in a shooting range, confronted with numerous menacing-looking targets, Edwards shoots a cardboard little girl]
Zed: May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?
James Edwards: Well, she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time, sir.
Zed: How'd you come to that conclusion?
James Edwards: Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.
James Edwards: Or do I owe her an apology?
[pauses again]
James Edwards: That's a good shot though...

I suppose you all remember that scene*, where the cardboard girl is carrying a quantum mechanics book. When I saw that, I wondered when I would get there.

Yeah. Awesome.


*: I looked hard for a movie still, but couldn't find one.


not bizarro world vivian, obviously said...

so we finally get some text. but most of the text isnt even yours.


super bizarro world vivian said...


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piotrrcola said...

super bizarro world vivian?