06 July 2008


June 28 was a long fucking time ago, huh? Well. I finally found a place to stay in Houston. Searching for a place to stay is a precarious, precarious job, especially in Houston. 

I did find a few places that were within the 650-800 price range I was looking for - Harvest Hill, Parque View, some random condo on Cambridge St. Yet they were all so uncomfortable to look at! Broken sidewalk-having shady-looking places. 

So I settled on the Maroneal. It's a small palace with an enormous rent. Oh well. I have enough space for visitors though. (Yeauz!)

I have to reiterate my comment on exclamation marks, because I recently saw some engrish/chinglish/hinglish that ticked me off. 

Multiple exclamation marks only work with one or two words, else it seems like you're shouting, aka, a complete douchebag.

Hey!!!! = Hey! (more/less)

How are you! = "How are you!"

How are you!!!! = HOW ARE YOU

Why the fuck someone might need more than one exclamation mark is beyond me. (except in lol!!! - a legitimate use.)

I was watching some show about crazy dogs and how their owners can't keep them under control and had to hire some dog trainer to come beat the shit out of these dogs. (No, it's not Caeser Milan) These dogs had their own landrovers.


These dogs had their own landrovers.
These dogs had their own landrovers. (and nannies. each one.)

What the fuck? Maybe this couple is bitter they can't have real children. Or maybe the Chinese baby they adopted ran away because he was only given an Accord when-

These dogs had their own landrovers.

They would take the dogs out on the town, and one of them would try to attack almost any person / animal / moving thing it saw. This is why sometimes, I like gun laws. If one of those rabid things got near me- Pop!* 

Forget the dog, train the owner.

Actually, it's unfortunate I'm not trained enough to wait for the dog to bite my hand and repeatedly press V to grab and break its neck.  


Sigh. Time for more pushups.

*: Or "Tzzuit!" depending on what I was using. 

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