The slowest one is called こだま (ko-da-ma), which means 'echo'. The next fastest one is called ひかり(hi-ka-ri), which means 'light'.
Seeing as how this wasn't the fastest train, my interest piqued. What, pray tell, could be faster than light?
のぞみ (no-zo-mi), which means 'Hope'.
Not in a million years would I guess that one, which seems to be a concept I both lack and avoid.
I got this funny email:
"Greeting From China"
Hello,I want to solicit your attention to recieve money on my behalf.The purpose
of my contacting you is because my status will not permit me to do this
alone. When you reply this message,I will send you details of the business
and more information about myself.My personal email is: firstname.lastname@example.orgThank
Yes. Good luck with that.