liek leek

Me: ROFL.
Me: omg.
Me: goddess
Me: yes.
Me: i know
Me: how fortunate of me to fall in love with a goddess
~~~~~~~~~~~~: yea....an ugly god
~~~~~~~~~~~~: *goddess
Me: omg
Me: oxymoron...
Me: ugly god
~~~~~~~~~~~~: being a god doens't mean you're beautiful
~~~~~~~~~~~~: it just means you've power
~~~~~~~~~~~~: among other things
~~~~~~~~~~~~: but beauty is NOT implied
Me: power..
Me: i liek that .
Me: liek looks like leek
Me: omg!
Me: i just came up with that.
Me: liek looks like leek
Me: do you know what leek is

I bet a lot of you are wondering "What is a leek?"

Well, for you unsophisticated people out there, a leek is a kind of vegetable, and it's really good. Here's a picture:
Now you know one more vegetable beyond potato, tomato, and lettuce. Next time you're at your local restaurant, ask the waiter what a leek is. Chances are, she won't know.

Ah well. Leeks are still damn good.

Also, I bet a lot of you are wondering how I came up with a kickass saying that goes "Liek looks like leek", with each word having a l and a k.

I have no idea.

Finally, for the rest of you wondering why I'm so wierd, I'm not. You're wierd for not understanding.