I was in Organic lab and this really cute girl walked in and I said to myself... "Hmm.. This is interesting".
Then she said "Hello everybodry, I wirru be your rab TA for this semesta". If you haven't already guessed, nihonjin desu.
Now, I know i'm going to fail that lab. I was there for 4 hours and 25 minutes (and I didn't feel a thing!). Only when I was far from her presence, my back started to hurt.
Damn women, with their mystical charm.